Why Warcraft III Owns

In a word DOTA. That map kicks so much ass it isnt funny. The version I like best ca be found here. The map is like this. There is one side and it is in the lower left corner, and the other is in the upper right. There are 3 paths connecting the sides!

If that wasnt sweet enough there are 4 players on each side that gets to pick from a wide variety of ass-kicking heros. These heros have abilities like "ownage" and "ownage level2" Some sneak around real cool like and slice people in the back. They blink their eyes and BOOM they are gone. There is of course the regular ice and fire powers but who wants that crap when you can be a guy who shoots beams of ass-kicking light from his sword?

One the scourge there is this wolf, and he looks badass for sure. He runs at you real fast and claws your shit to hell. Its like you are trying to freeze shit, or flame,( it doesnt matter to the wolf), then out from the trees runs this big ass mother fucking wolf with claws bigger than your head and yellow eyes. You try to run but its pointless becuase he's fast like water down a 89 degree slope. He will crack your shitty back in half with one powerblow. Then after he is done mutilating your body he will eat you! YEAH you heard me he munches your bones and flesh, because a big strong and fast wolf needs his strength, his hunger is never satisfied. Human blood is his favorite but he will eat blood from ghouls. Everytime I see those yellow eyes I know better than to hang around I don't want my shit to get eaten. If thats not enough he can call on some wolf buddies who are qually badass.They claw , run and kick ass just as fast. If you want to find the wolf, for some foolish reason im sure, just follow the bodies. He looks like this:

 

His name is Lycanthrope, but it should be Dominator of your ass.


Look at that blood you can tell he just ruined someones shit!














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